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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.08.29 03:14:45 -
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Um... if you succeed in crafting these coffee mugs I will definitely want one.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2657
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Posted - 2016.01.04 10:49:00 -
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Okay, now slowly take off those panties...
HOLY **** IS THIS THING ON?!
Awkward.... In completely unrelated news, does anyone know where I can get clown pants mended properly? My current seamstress botched the job badly last time.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2746
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Posted - 2016.02.04 15:07:16 -
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If we leave Romi... it's not like we'd fly 21 jumps just to push some WT Orca pilot's shite in or something... Oh wait. That just happened.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2757
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Posted - 2016.02.19 17:47:58 -
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Does the fact that I've never found Mortlake to be creepy at all make me by default creepy? Sometimes I wonder if perhaps my definition of normal is a bit skewed...
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2761
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Posted - 2016.02.26 15:35:30 -
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Why is hiring us a good idea? There are others who could explain it better than me, but I'll use my crazy drunkspeak words. We will literally fly thirty jumps just to blow your target's guts all over the clown they hired for their kid's birthday party.
Yeah.
In their back yard.
Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.
Just saying.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2816
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Posted - 2016.04.04 05:43:11 -
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I has a sad now. Been great Mortlake, hope the future is prosperous and all mudery for you. Fly naked and drunk. o7
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2845
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Posted - 2016.04.20 11:55:33 -
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Hey. I found this thing. It was on page two. That's not okay. Correctification ensues.
Now, if you don't mind, I must go forth and seek out a clown to murder.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Nefarious Porpoise
3086
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Posted - 2016.12.17 15:47:17 -
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I did a terrible thing and resubbed after being gone two months. I'm back.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3383
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Posted - 2017.06.01 14:10:39 -
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Wait. What's wrong with mission baiting? Given with how badly active hunting was goat-raped by CCP over the last 14 months this has literally been my fallback activity to keep me from dying from boredom. I am not, nor will I criticize the how things are done, but I fly at times when my alliance mates are either sleeping, working, or having vigorous sex with their favorite people. This means solo stuff. This means keeping yourself entertained, somehow. Don't get me wrong, I LOVED flying twenty even thirty jumps just to catch a target in their backyard and deliver a surprise party to them personally with folks like Ralph and Mortlake. Hell, we brought less force than we'd prefer just to ensure we wouldn't miss our appointment with very important customers. Fast and lean for speedy delivery. But, to keep null happy, or at least moderately less cranky, CCP firmly ground their very stylish high heels deep into our nethers. This meant that ne'er do wells such as myself had to find their own fun. You can't expect fun to be handed to you at all times, especially if you play on the odd hours. Mission baiting passes the time and helps keep the sharp bits sharp.... plus you can score a decent ransom now and then. o.0
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3417
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Posted - 2017.06.06 11:37:34 -
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That is a thing of beauty.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3418
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Posted - 2017.06.06 13:34:13 -
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Also. Tora, are you trying to lead PIRAT to our doorstep? You know we ran away from them to the deep dark so they couldn't find us, right? Now, here you go, inviting a blob of very expensive T3C's to chase us a meager 45 jumps or so through absolutely safe low and null sec to kick down our newly erected sand castle?
Do you hate us so much? I mean that thing's not even paid for yet! Next thing we know a bunch of kids in some kind of 'Aluminum Falcon' are gonna drop a torpedo down the thermal exhaust port and we're gonna have to move again. Just because of you, and that derpy engineer who put a critical weakness under a two meter wide hole in the outside of the station.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3431
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Posted - 2017.06.07 13:11:56 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN! Of course not m8. I want to be as hot as the devil(s). Only Mortlake can help you with that. I'm sure he can find you a banana hammock in your size.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Omar Alharazaad
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3432
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Posted - 2017.06.07 15:22:47 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:...banana hammock... I may need more bourbon.... Never not more bourbon.... unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.' Then, you might wanna think about stepping back. Never go full Omar.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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